hey all! halloweeen was just last night, and 24 short hours ago, shotgun was dressed up like a freak causing havoc and making the kids crap their pants and run to their mommies and daddies.

ok so this was the sha-bang. i decided that i would dress up like that scream character, you know, the dude with the white face, and the looooong, open mouth, and he wears all of the black tattered up clothes. ok, so, i decided that dressing up as scream is not enough, so to really crank up the scare factor, i decided to bring my weedwacker.

after taking the string out of the weedwacker, it was go time. you could not have asked for a better night where i live to do this type of stuff. there were periods of light rain, and there was a small breeze at times, which made my black tattered up dress move with the wind. it was great, i would walk in the middle the road where a neighborhood is, and would just walk really slow, carrying my weedwacker. i would stop some cars, and they would just sit there. after standing there for a good 30 secconds, one on one with the car, i would start my weed wacker up and just stand there. some of them honked once, and i reevved up the engine, and stood my ground, cocking my head to one side every once and a while. they would flash their high-beems, and i would still, just stand there and revv the engine from time to time. just imagine, driving there with your kids and your kid's friends on halloween, and some wierdo with a weedwacker just stands there. oh, the chaos that ensued!

i also would follow a group of kids some 50 feet behind them. once they would start noticing me, and started to look behind them, i started the engine, and just stood there, and revved it up. me and some groups of kids had a standoff of atleast 30 secconds at times. as soon as they turned their heads and started walking away from me, i would revv up the engine and turn it up on full blast, CHASING THEM UNTILL THEY COULDNT RUN ANYMORE. oh the humanity!

just up the road, there is a busy 4-way intersection. i stood on a little grass island with my engine on and just looked at cars and looked like a statue, but revved up my engine at them from time to time.

but then, i had an idea! i pretended to hitchhike! so i walked backwards, with my engine on, and pointed behind me, so i looked like i was really hitchhiking! oh, the responses i got.

and last but not least, i went up to a few houses, i rang the door bell, and stepped back about 20 feet from the house and turned on the weed wacker. they would open the door we would have a standoff. i was compleatly motionless, and would revv up the engine here and there. some people got a real kick out of it and some even brought their dogs out to try to get me scared. me and some to idiots had a standoff for a good 5 minuetts. he said that he would put the candy bowl outside and he slowly shut the door. i still stood there for another minuette. so what did i do? what any other kid my age would do, take the entire bowl. halfway from the house and the street, i tripped and all the candy fell, my friends laughed at me. so i quickly picked up as much candy as i could, and i left.

this one has to be one of the best. i rang the doorbell of some house and i stood 20 feet away and i waited for him. some 35ish year old man opened the door and he had a single piece of candy for me, i had my engine on and i revved it up. i just stood there. he cloesed his door. i went up to the door again, and rang the doorbell. i stepped back 20 feet or so and waited for him again. he looked at me through the window, so i turned my head and cocked it and revved it up. he shut the blinds. i saw the light to the garage door turn on, but i still held my ground. i walked from one side of the house, to the other. i waited for about a minuette or two, and turned off my engine and left. i walked about a half block away, and he came walking towards me, i turned my engine back on, and revved it up like a mad man. i think he had an airsoft gun with him, but the crackshot couldnt hit me for crap, so i just stood there. it was great! my friends, just laughing away!

what a funny night! filled with lost of and feel welcome to do this to some trick-or-treaters next year and watch some of them crap their pants in fear, especially the little ones!

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Too much effort, I just dressed in camo ( mossy oak tree stand to be exact) got my $1.00 clear mask( bank robbers use em, make you look like a doll this cone had gashes and gore to it. Put it all on and sat up in my tree and jumped down on em. One kid maybe 5 or 6 was laughing hysterically cause his mom high tailed it down the street.



You're lucky you didnt get shot, Ive been to balti many times.

nahhh, it only cost a few bucks. i had all of the stuff, i just spent 7 bucks on the mask. scared the crap out of some kids. priceless...

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